The Dastardly Adventures of Bard, the Disgruntled Elf: Part I

There is said to be a place of great joy where reindeer trod and elves create toys. A spot on the map when normal becomes whimsy and Santa slides down chimneys. Our story today is of a very disgruntled Elf who is neither a baker nor sits on a shelf. He makes toys as the …

I’ll be Home for Christmas

The lights are hung, my dear. They're sparkling with a glow that can only be found during times such as these. It is Christmas, you know. A time where families come together, carols are sung, and stockings find themselves overflowing with trinkets. Indeed, a beautiful season of the year. We had a foot of snow …